Frozen + Mean Girls quotes
I can’t breathe oh my god
Someone stuck a plunger on the back of a chicken FOR SCIENCE.
How do I get that job? Why was that career path never laid out for me when I was in middle school?
the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think
This is false you should only wear leggings as shirts and hats and scarves because leggings aren’t for your legs
can’t wait for the generation of grandmas with winged eyeliner
lol, eyeliner is from 60’s…..
it actually became popular in 10,000 BC in ancient egypt but i dont recall asking for your dumbass comment thanks
that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses
i remember back in first grade my school did this thing every year called a readathon where everyone wore pajamas to school and we had blankets and pillows and we built little nests on the floor and literally did nothing but read all day with periodical hot chocolate breaks and it was ENFORCED that everyone had to read the whole time i think i just defined paradise
Can we instill this in like high school and colleges once a week at the very least. Please?
"ur bra strap is showing" u say
children begin to scream
tears r streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
no one can ever kno i wear a bra
me: *stretches legs*
me: *stretches arms*
me: *stretches neck*
me: *does little jumpy thing while shaking my hands*
me: okay im really to draw